WHY BUY FROM US? (OUR BULLSHIT)

  • Soft Cotton: To soak up the tears of your failing marriage.
  • Bold Prints: So people can judge you from across the pub.
  • Fast UK Delivery: We ship this shit faster than you can regret buying it.
  • Laughs Guaranteed: *Laughs not actually guaranteed. No refunds for being unfunny.

QUESTIONS?

How long does delivery take? 🚚

Fast enough to arrive before you regret buying it. We estimate between 5-10 business days for you to receive your order.

You will receive an email with tracking information when your parcel is in transit.

Do you ship worldwide? 🌎

Yes we deliver to almost all countries worldwide!

What size should I order? 📏

If you’re between sizes, check our Size Guide before ordering. Guessing has a surprisingly poor success rate.

How can I contact you? 📞

You can contact us with any questions via our social media channels, or email us for a quicker response at 📧 support @ funnytshirts.uk

I'm offended by your designs 😠

Perfect! The shirt is working.

Collab with us! 🔥

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Returns & Refunds 📦

If something’s not right with your order, get in touch and we’ll do our best to sort it quickly and fairly. We want you laughing at the T-shirt, not the returns process. Check our full Refund policy for details on eligibility and timeframes.

Our Sustainability 🌎

We’re partnered with theGoodAPI to remove plastic from the ocean. Learn more.

TODAY'S "F*CK IT" SPECIAL:

Any shirt with a typo - 50p!
No, we won't tell you where the typo is. It's a surprise.